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ATTENTION, EVERYONE! FRITZ HAS ENTERED THE CHAT, AND YOUR PEACEFUL HOUSEHOLD IS ABOUT TO GET A LOT MORE INTERESTING! Hello, humans. I'm Fritz, a 5-month-old, 20.6-pound puppy with absolutely NO BUSINESS being this adorable and absolutely NO INTENTION of acting like a boring adult anytime soon. I am currently accepting applications for a forever home, preferably one with a human who understands that puppies require toys, attention, snacks, and a suspicious amount of nonsense on a daily basis. Am I cute? Obviously. Am I innocent? That's between me and my lawyer. Will I make you laugh? Almost certainly. I'm still a puppy, which means I'm basically a furry teenager with questionable decision-making skills and a bright future in household entertainment. AND NOW FOR THE BIG NEWS! My adoption fee is SPONSORED and reduced to just $85! That includes my distemper/parvo vaccine, rabies vaccine, vet exam, fecal test for parasites, general dewormer, neuter, and microchip before I go home with you. So basically, you get a lifetime supply of puppy shenanigans for $85, and I'll even come with my important paperwork handled! Think you're ready for this level of adorable chaos? Call Talladega Animal Control at 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment to meet me! SHARE THIS POST! My future human could be scrolling Facebook right now, completely unaware that their new best friend is sitting here waiting for them. Love, Fritz 5 months old. 20.6 pounds. Zero experience being boring.