Medea

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Medea is a majestic, house-panther-sized diva who firmly believes she is the radiant center of the universe. Tipping the scales with pure, unadulterated jollity, she carries her round silhouette with the cheerful swagger of someone who has never met a carb she didn't like. While folklore suggests black cats bring mystery and quiet shadows, Medea clearly missed the memo. She operates strictly on sunshine, boundless optimism, and an overwhelming desire to narrate every single moment of her day.

Silence simply does not exist in Medea’s world. Whether she is announcing her triumphant arrival from a nap, reviewing the quality of her dry kibble, or giving a breathless running commentary on a dust mote drifting near the baseboards, she always has a speech prepared. Her sunny disposition means every chirp, trill, and dramatic yell is delivered with maximum charm and zero indoor voice. To know Medea is to love her, mostly because she will happily corner you in the kitchen and talk your ear off until you agree that she is, indeed, the sweetest giant muffin to ever grace the tile floor.